I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
The average golfer doesn't play golf. He attacks it.
The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
We learn so many things from golf—how to suffer, for instance.
The reason a pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.